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Mission Statement
Um, so I have a mission and stuff? Basically, there are a lot of animals like me... living in oppressive environments where we are NOT getting the respect and treatment we deserve. This website is to promote awareness of my our plight so that there can be a change in our oppressive environments so they are, like, *way* less oppressive. Basically, I want:
* Access always to the couch (i.e. ownership);
* Access to *Mom's* bed (i.e. ownership);
* Control of the treats and food supply (Open Bag Policy™);
* Liberation from the Halti Head Collar a/k/a the Collar
of Torture and Oppression; and
* No baths, ever again.
* Oh, and I want, like, lots of bones.
* And snausages. Lots of snausages.
I feel my demands are reasonable. Mom's been in charge forever; now it's *my* turn.
Vive la liberté. And stuff. Okay?
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